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[consultcriminal]

[Jim's going to pretend that he wasn't asleep for a while. That just makes things easier. And less weird...]

Who is really running this ship? I want to say schoolchildren, but honestly, I've seen children act better than this. And I was under the impression that wardens were supposed to be the "good guys."

It's just like being at home.

[Private to E. Nygma]

You didn't tell me what you learned.

[Private to Bruce]

One might think that a warden would want to contact his inmate. But...I could be wrong?

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

You know that's quite...creepy, right?

private; let me know if I'm remembering our conversation incorrectly!

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason why I opted to wait.

Before your prolonged nap, I uncovered a USB stick.

--I didn't take the accompanying laptop, if you're wondering. What kind of warden would I be if I allowed that severe an intrusion to take place?

So, I uncovered a USB stick and lo and behold, you've committed fraud. It can't be the only crime for your presence here, but since I'll soon be receiving your file as reward, I suppose speculation over your misdeeds is pointless. [And it's not like he's been repeatedly wondering about it or anything.]

Will you need proof?

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh, that. I forgot I left that out. [Lie.] Silly me.

Well, no. I don't need proof. I'll get you a copy of my file as soon as I can.

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[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Hm. You don't sound very surprised. [But he's getting the file, so it doesn't much matter, right?]

Isn't your warden Bruce Wayne? No need to worry yourself, Jim. I'll go directly to him with your permission. We're old pals.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's fine. I'm meeting with him shortly. I'll discuss it with him then.

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[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Should I drop by? We could all have a drink, after.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Or we could just have the drink. I might need it. Since we're friends.

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[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Whao now, down Bessie. We haven't yet finished our second conversation. Give it some time.

Are you still suffering from the aftershock of arriving here?

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I think I've settled in better.

Better than some, it would seem.

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[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

You fell into a coma soon after arriving here. Sounds worse, to me.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I seemed to miss most of the "bad" parts.

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[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Then you haven't settled in at all. Experiencing the bad parts is essential.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

They seem a bit...frightening. I'd rather not get involved.