consultcriminal (
consultcriminal) wrote2011-07-23 09:28 pm
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
009 [Video]
[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]
Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]
Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!
Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.
Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]
Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!
Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Jim Moriarty.
no subject
spam/assume?
I am so looking forward to it.
Spam? I want to get her out more. xp
WOOT! Spam it is!
Spam!
Spam!
Oh, well, we should hope so! [He gave a grand gesture to the table in front of him.]
Spam!
Procedurals, female empowerment, and more procedurals. Take your pick.
Spam!
And where did you manage to gather such a collection?
Spam!
[She shrugs, and straightens, putting her hands on her hips.] Target. Everything is beautifully priced, there.
Spam!
Oh, just give me...something. What would you recommend? [He leaned back casually.]
Spam!
For you? Definitely Xena.
Spam!
Ah, Xena. Only the finest, I assume? And not exactly a safe choice either. Come now, tell me what you were thinking.
Spam!
Spam!
Though, coming here as a teenager...now that a risk.
Spam!
Spam!
Ah, the arrogance of adolescence. It's endearing in a way, don't you think? [Pause.] Of course you do.
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Enjoy.