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[consultcriminal]

[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]

Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]

Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!

Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.

Comments

[i_like_your]

A request for escort would have solved this problem.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

[But that would have taken away his excuse to complain.]

Hm. You're probably right. Why didn't I think of that?

[Eyeroll.]

Most likely because I didn't want to play Survivor.

[i_like_your]

Your concerns are a contradiction.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I want to see dinosaurs. I don't want to work for it. Ugh. I saw how filthy everyone was.

[His voice gets higher pitched.] No thank you.

[i_like_your]

Video feeds were available.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I could see them that way in a film. And I have.

It's not fun.

[Pause.]

Did you go?

[Video]

[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

Alas, we are both similarly deprived.

[Video]

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

It's just a tragedy, isn't it? [Another dramatic sigh.] But, I suppose that can't really be solved as easily as we might like.

[worstsongever]

I love this song and thus may be willing to o you a favor. What is it?

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Ah, perfect! [He is overly pleased about this.] I need something to watch. Not films, though. Something in a sequence.

I have Glee which, don't get me wrong, is wonderful, [over exaggerating the word a bit there] but I need some variety in my life.

[worstsongever]

...You're a Gleek. [Sneeeerk sh is slightly amused by this.]

Uh, well - I think I have some NCIS around, if you're into procedurals.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Ah, there is a term for it. Brilliant! Molly would be pleased.

Hm. Well, I don't see how it could hurt.

[worstsongever]

[Smiling. Well done Jim, she is fooled. :c] Who's Molly?

Iii think I've also got some Castle around, if you want hilarious procedurals. And maybe just a tiny smidgen, really of Battlestar Galactica.

[Oh so very long a beat]

....And Xena.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh, just a girl. [He waves his hand in dismissal, far more interested in her selection.] Xena. Oh, now that's entertainment. Get back to the...primal instinct in people. Absolutely brilliant.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

You didn't miss out on much. The dinosaurs weren't that exciting.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

They certainly looked exciting.

I'm disappointed.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

It was pretty amazing. Even I thought so.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh? Do tell. I want to know everything.

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

Any specifics? Because the dinosaurs were big, the port was dangerous, no one really enjoyed it. That's the overall sense I got.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's easy. Tell me something I couldn't have discovered by a quick look at my screen.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

I returned with a tooth.

A dinosaur would have been better. More fun. A dinosaur for a pet would be amusing.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

A tooth, my dear? Well, that's a fantastic addition to any collection. What sort was it?

Did you hunt it yourself?

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

A big tooth.

Yes, of course.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

[He claps his hands together once.] Impressive.

Might I see it?

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

No. I gave it to my warden.

You can see the teeth marks, if you wished.