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[consultcriminal]

[The camera turns on and a man's standing there, in just a shirt and pants, looking somewhat awkward. Moriarty's been creepering and you guys now and he's...not really impressed. So you don't get Moriarty trying to get information. You get Jim.]

This is brilliant, really. Amazing. This looks just like my room back home. I guess that I should be a little scared of it, since it means that someone’s been watching me.

[As an aside:] Molly was right, though. It could use with a bit of colour.

[And then he turns serious.] But this place isn't right. Not really.

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someone better call the fashion police back in

[collector]

Is there something in particular you find wrong about it?

Hey. He's stylin'

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Well, for one, the door of my flat doesn't typically lead to a corridor.

[collector]

Oh, good, I thought it was another problem with replicas. [No he didn't.] I'm sure the rest can and will explain the situation far more eloquently than I can. In the meantime, there is an art room with a variety of paints. I'm sure some of our more bored residents would welcome a room-painting party.

{Video}

[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you should acquire some paint.

{But not his.}

{Video}

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

[Awkward...awkward...]I think paint is the least of my worries right now.

{Video}

[so-meretricious.livejournal.com]

{You silly modern people and your lack of social framework, always awkward, all the time.}

Now then, why would that be the case?

[empirical_data]

You will have to define specifically how you perceive it as not "right", as there are many logical conclusions one could draw. Most of them probably correct.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I think it would be easier to ask...where exactly am I?

[empirical_data]

You are on an intedimensional rehabilitation Barge currently located between universes with the ability to draw chosen individuals from their particular timeline. Inmates are taken against their will and deprived of most superhuman abilities.

[Simple enough, obviously.] Wardens are offered a request in exchange for their services and are assigned an inmate to assist in their "redemption".

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[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't worry. The Admiral hasn't been watching you-he's simply omiscient.

voice

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

The Admiral?

voice

[doctor-scarf.livejournal.com]

The Admiral!

[requiresssacrifice]

Of course it isn't right.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Not from what I'm hearing.

Who are you?

[requiresssacrifice]

Because you're hearing from wardens.

Dr. Rex Lewis. And you?

[yourunichase]

Congratu-fucking-lations, you have an omniscient stalker. It's like hell only with better food and jobs.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

How...charming.

[yourunichase]

You bet your ass.

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? Allow me to assist.

Hallway, elevator, deck, ascend the barge in that order. You'll feel right at home once you've seen the magnificent view this ship provides.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming that it's not what I'm expecting?

[puzzleprince.livejournal.com]

What are you expecting?

[toldastory]

Welcome aboard. I'm Martha Jones, head of the infirmary and a warden here.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hello, doctor, I'm Jim.

It's a relief that this place is so practical as to have an infirmary.

[toldastory]

Just Martha, please.

Yeah, we get a fair amount of use on the infirmary as well.

[strangehistorian]

I'd second what the Doctor said! There's really no need to be worried, just think of it as your things being moved over for your comfort.