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consultcriminal[The camera turns on and a man's standing there, in just a shirt and pants, looking somewhat awkward. Moriarty's been creepering and you guys now and he's...not really impressed. So you don't get Moriarty trying to get information. You get Jim.]
This is brilliant, really. Amazing. This looks just like my room back home. I guess that I should be a little scared of it, since it means that someone’s been watching me.
[As an aside:] Molly was right, though. It could use with a bit of colour.
[And then he turns serious.] But this place isn't right. Not really.
This is brilliant, really. Amazing. This looks just like my room back home. I guess that I should be a little scared of it, since it means that someone’s been watching me.
[As an aside:] Molly was right, though. It could use with a bit of colour.
[And then he turns serious.] But this place isn't right. Not really.
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Date: 2011-03-06 05:45 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2011-03-06 05:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 06:00 am (UTC)And you? [From one stalker to another!]
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:13 am (UTC)I'm Edward Nygma.
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 06:31 am (UTC)But pleasantries for the moment-- and I'm compelled to ask-- why have you been incarcerated? You seem like a decent enough fellow. [But so did the other Jim. :c]
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Date: 2011-03-06 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 06:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 07:11 am (UTC)But...er...here I am. And I still don't know why. I just worked IT at a hospital. Nothing worthy of prison.
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Date: 2011-03-06 07:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 07:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 07:45 am (UTC)The innocuous 'Jim from IT', on the other hand, will definitely have varying results. You might very well be employed at a hospital, under IT, but I'm certainly not going to buy into the innocent act. [Again.]
So, what was it that you did?
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Date: 2011-03-06 07:55 am (UTC)I didn't do anything. Well...I might have accidentally skipped work to take Molly out for coffee.
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Date: 2011-03-06 08:05 am (UTC)Ha. Excuse me a moment. [Eddie briefly turns away from the communicator to snort and laugh, which is...probably still audible.]
...Right. [He clears his throat.] So, coffee for Molly. Is Molly your sister?
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Date: 2011-03-06 08:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 08:21 am (UTC)[Beat.]
Darling.
Does she know of your criminal activities?
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Date: 2011-03-06 08:22 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-03-06 08:33 am (UTC)Every inmate on the barge is a criminal and has committed a crime, no exceptions. How long will you persist? Until your file has been reviewed? You'll only be given a week of anonymity.
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Date: 2011-03-06 08:35 am (UTC)I'm trying to think....nothing I've done has been illegal.
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Date: 2011-03-06 08:46 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-03-06 08:51 am (UTC)But if there's a file on me, then the person who reads it will know.
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Date: 2011-03-06 09:00 am (UTC)We could bet on this, if you're so inclined. Who knows, you could be telling the truth, [Eddie doesn't think so. Liars, ALL OF YOU.] but in the case that you're lying, I would like to benefit. [Or at the very least, be able to force feed you his ego.]
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Date: 2011-03-06 02:33 pm (UTC)What are the terms?
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:01 pm (UTC)[Eddie spread his hands in a shrug. What harm could 'Jim from IT' possibly inflict? He'd take a chance, with this one.]
You decide what you want.
If I do complete it within the time frame, I'd like...a copy of your file, perhaps?
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:08 pm (UTC)Well, if you uncover my crimes, will you tell me?
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