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[consultcriminal]

[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]

Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]

Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!

Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.

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[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

[Please goddess is pleased.]

If it amuses you.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh, it does.

[Wait.]

For now!

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

Fleeting attention?

Like all people on the Barge.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh, you'll find I'm quite different.

My attention is based solely on...well, hm. Let's just say that you, my dear goddess, have quite managed to keep my interest.

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[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

Your attention is based on self interest?

People come and go on the Barge. Friends leave. Companions disappear. I am always left behind, always. I will never leave this place...so I would like to be amused.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Surely there are some who have been here longer. Some who haven't left?

I understand the need for amusement. It's so boring all alone, isn't it?

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[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

Some, but we are not close.

Yes. Very.

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[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

And I am prone to it so easily. Hm.

Well, if you are in need of amusement, I'm certain that we can find something mutually beneficial.

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[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

I am sure we can.

I look forward to it, Jim Moriarty.