009 [Video]
Jul. 23rd, 2011 09:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
consultcriminal[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]
Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]
Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!
Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.
Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]
Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!
Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.
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Date: 2011-07-26 05:30 pm (UTC)Yes. Very.
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Date: 2011-07-26 05:34 pm (UTC)Well, if you are in need of amusement, I'm certain that we can find something mutually beneficial.
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Date: 2011-07-26 05:43 pm (UTC)I look forward to it, Jim Moriarty.