007 [Video]

May. 1st, 2011 05:54 pm
consultcriminal: (omg fabulous)
[Jim's singing . Yeah. Singing. The communicator's on his desk, revealing his room- which is pretty basic, actually. Jim's off to the side, singing Tik Tok. There's music coming from his laptop and he suddenly ~appears~ out of nowhere, singing over the music. No. He's not a good singer. And he's not trying to be. It's just Kesha...]

And the dudes are linin' up cuz they hear we got swagger.
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. [He turns the music down and gives the barge a very serious look.]

Does this girl even know what Mick Jagger looks like? That man is hideous. Come on now, ladies. If you're going to drunkenly stumble into a man's bed, you should at least...phone a friend.

[He sighs a bit and collapses into his chair, suit and all.]

It feels so good to be myself again. Who wants happiness when you can be me...all the time?

[Note slipped to Eddie B.]

I saw your little display. I'm quite impressed, though I'm sure your filters have been taken away. You can leave any return notes in the usual place.

-M

[Private to Sherlock]

[Time for weekly dose of stalker.]

Are you ignoring me? You could hurt my feelings.

[Private to Nygma]

If you can get my file from Bruce, you can have it. I have no access to it.
consultcriminal: (so naughty)
[He can't help it. There isn't anything for him to do now, so he might as well let you all bask in his wonderful glory. He's in his suit, in front of his desk, leaning back slightly. Isn't he cool, guys? He's also dropped the "gay Jim from IT" act completely in favor of something he's a little more used to.]

You know [And he draws that word out forever.] that was a lot of fun. The little...well, who cares about his name...was right. You do turn so delightfully needy when you want something. Already homesick for Mummy? Orrr....Is there someone you left behind?

I do love romance stories. [Have a fake sniffle.] Or perhaps there is a dark secret you don't want to reveal?

Dark secrets? [His voice raises a few octaves.] Here? [And back down.] I know, I know. It's unthinkable.

So let's just move past it, shall we? [Fake cowboy drawl:] Just keep on trucking.

Or...however you barbarians say it.

Let's do something fun.

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