003 [Audio]
Apr. 2nd, 2011 06:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
consultcriminal[Inmate Filter]
Let's play a game. A secret game. The secret part is what you get when you win. Doesn't that sound fun? [He laughs softly.]
We all have things we're not supposed to have. Now, I don't expect you to tell me what those things are. I know you won't and, honestly, I don't care. but we're all inmates here. Theft should be of little consequence. But here's the game. Take one thing. Only one...and prove to me you have it.
Whoever has the best toy wins. And it's no fun if people get hurt, remember? Then the game's over and no one can play. You don't have to participate, of course. Your arguments of protests are so dull and they're counterproductive.
[He stops, as if he's finished, and then speaks again.] Oh, and don't let anyone else know you're participating. It ruins the surprise.
[OOC: ALSO, I should clarify...this isn't meant to actually happen, unless people actually do want to for some reason... XP He's just testing reactions.]
Let's play a game. A secret game. The secret part is what you get when you win. Doesn't that sound fun? [He laughs softly.]
We all have things we're not supposed to have. Now, I don't expect you to tell me what those things are. I know you won't and, honestly, I don't care. but we're all inmates here. Theft should be of little consequence. But here's the game. Take one thing. Only one...and prove to me you have it.
Whoever has the best toy wins. And it's no fun if people get hurt, remember? Then the game's over and no one can play. You don't have to participate, of course. Your arguments of protests are so dull and they're counterproductive.
[He stops, as if he's finished, and then speaks again.] Oh, and don't let anyone else know you're participating. It ruins the surprise.
[OOC: ALSO, I should clarify...this isn't meant to actually happen, unless people actually do want to for some reason... XP He's just testing reactions.]
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WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!
Date: 2011-04-03 12:46 am (UTC)It's wonderful. But was it stolen? Come now...there has to be a story behind it.
OF COURSE IT WAS STOLEN, YOU IDIOT
Date: 2011-04-03 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:56 am (UTC){. . .}
AM PROFESSOR FATE!
{Cue evil laugh,} Ah ha ha aha ha ha!
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Date: 2011-04-03 01:06 am (UTC)Indeed. Enjoy the game.