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Apr. 2nd, 2011 06:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
consultcriminal[Inmate Filter]
Let's play a game. A secret game. The secret part is what you get when you win. Doesn't that sound fun? [He laughs softly.]
We all have things we're not supposed to have. Now, I don't expect you to tell me what those things are. I know you won't and, honestly, I don't care. but we're all inmates here. Theft should be of little consequence. But here's the game. Take one thing. Only one...and prove to me you have it.
Whoever has the best toy wins. And it's no fun if people get hurt, remember? Then the game's over and no one can play. You don't have to participate, of course. Your arguments of protests are so dull and they're counterproductive.
[He stops, as if he's finished, and then speaks again.] Oh, and don't let anyone else know you're participating. It ruins the surprise.
[OOC: ALSO, I should clarify...this isn't meant to actually happen, unless people actually do want to for some reason... XP He's just testing reactions.]
Let's play a game. A secret game. The secret part is what you get when you win. Doesn't that sound fun? [He laughs softly.]
We all have things we're not supposed to have. Now, I don't expect you to tell me what those things are. I know you won't and, honestly, I don't care. but we're all inmates here. Theft should be of little consequence. But here's the game. Take one thing. Only one...and prove to me you have it.
Whoever has the best toy wins. And it's no fun if people get hurt, remember? Then the game's over and no one can play. You don't have to participate, of course. Your arguments of protests are so dull and they're counterproductive.
[He stops, as if he's finished, and then speaks again.] Oh, and don't let anyone else know you're participating. It ruins the surprise.
[OOC: ALSO, I should clarify...this isn't meant to actually happen, unless people actually do want to for some reason... XP He's just testing reactions.]
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no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:02 am (UTC)I hope nobody bites. They'd be damn stupid to.
no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:04 am (UTC)But you're probably right. They would be stupid to try.
no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:11 am (UTC)You can judge if you want. I'm just curious.
no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:18 am (UTC)Eh, do what you want. If anyone buys it it's their own fault.
Filter
Date: 2011-04-03 12:18 am (UTC)The better a 'toy' somebody has, the less likely it is you've got anything comparable to offer as a prize, so what you're asking people to do is make themselves vulnerable for...maybe no return at all.
Here's a thought: why don't you prove you've got something worth having first?
Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:20 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:21 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:22 am (UTC)It seems the trend is to complain, react, and then complain again. I'm trying to break the dreadful monotony.
Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:26 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:27 am (UTC)Re: Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:33 am (UTC)Re: Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:37 am (UTC)Risky.
And you don't expect me to believe that anyone would actually show me the best thing they have?
Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:39 am (UTC)Did you have a name?
Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:40 am (UTC)What's yours?
Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:42 am (UTC)It's Shego.
Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:44 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:48 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:48 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:51 am (UTC)Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:52 am (UTC)He broke the monotony.
Re: Private
Date: 2011-04-03 12:55 am (UTC)Oh ho ho A COMPETITION?
Date: 2011-04-03 12:44 am (UTC){Switching to video, shaky video, Fate clumsily scans the pipe organ in his front room. It's a staple in all villain lairs, you know. You should get one. After scanning its multiple boards and pipes, he turns the camera back on himself.}
What do you think of that?
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY?!
Date: 2011-04-03 12:46 am (UTC)It's wonderful. But was it stolen? Come now...there has to be a story behind it.
OF COURSE IT WAS STOLEN, YOU IDIOT
Date: 2011-04-03 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 12:56 am (UTC){. . .}
AM PROFESSOR FATE!
{Cue evil laugh,} Ah ha ha aha ha ha!
no subject
Date: 2011-04-03 01:06 am (UTC)Indeed. Enjoy the game.
[Unwise to mention games]
Date: 2011-04-03 04:38 am (UTC)Poor showmanship.
It's Jim....he's not quite right...
Date: 2011-04-05 10:16 pm (UTC)[SNERK.]
Date: 2011-04-05 10:45 pm (UTC)[He stares at him for a long moment before leaning close] If you're going to show someone you mean business or challenge them to a game...at least make an effort to instill some kind of fear.
no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-06 04:04 pm (UTC)Your request does seem a little off.
Inmate Filter
Date: 2011-04-03 06:00 am (UTC)Inmate Filter
Date: 2011-04-05 10:17 pm (UTC)Inmate Filter
Date: 2011-04-06 06:54 pm (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-04-03 06:01 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2011-04-05 10:17 pm (UTC)That's why I'm judging and not participating.
no subject
Date: 2011-04-04 06:44 am (UTC)[He flips off the camera, then turns his hand in case you wanted to see other angles.]
It's pretty nice, I killed a warden to get it.
no subject
Date: 2011-04-05 10:18 pm (UTC)Very nice. I believe the man with the organ has you beat.