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[The barge's newest camwhore is lazily lounging in his chair, dressed to the nines. As usual. He steeples his fingers together as he addresses the camera.] Well, I suppose this isn't too much of an inconvenience. I'm dead, yes? And this whole place, this vast, impossible place...is where I am supposed to get my redemption.

Please tell me if I've gotten that part correct. I do hate to be misinformed. [There's a pause as he sits up, seemingly unconcerned.]

But, not only have you graced me with [chuckle] such an accommodating cabin, you've given us plenty to do to take our minds off the fact that we're...well, in a prison.

[But now he gets excited.] And, you've given me my friend. Twice, even. And his [Oh so disdainfully:] pet.

Jim Moriarty. It's a pleasure.

[Private to Sherlock. His Sherlock.]

Come and find me.

[OOC: As clarification, I'm going to say that he's been here since he was officially accepted, but his bad luck was an inability to get his communicator to work correctly. So he just gave up and began just reading instead. Now that he's sure that it's over (and now that he's seen both Sherlocks plus John), he's going to try again. He's kind of gotten used to this place slowly, either staying in his room or going out when there's no one around.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
People who aren't beholden to you. People with no need for your skills. What does a consulting criminal do without consultations I wonder.

[/ignoring the John comment like a boss.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[Oh so offended.] Who says they don't need me?

[He'll let that slide for now.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Why would they? This place is entirely self sufficient. You can lead a prison gang. I'm sure you'll enjoy that.

[hahaha downgraded.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[Why you gotta hate?]

You are so hurtful. Just admit you're pleased to see me.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
[Cos evil?]

Ecstatic.

[That's... not entirely a lie. OH SHERLOCK.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
That's better.

You'll break my heart if you ignore me, you know.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Whatever your opinions about the state of my heart. I think we can both agree you are lacking one.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
That hurts.

But you're probably right. And that's why, my dear, dear Sherlock, you can never win.

Not really.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-12 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
And here you are.

I can make observations, too.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Well done.

If you're waiting for a prize, I wouldn't hold your breath.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
You just insist on hurting me today. I said come and find me and you won't play.

Too busy with your pet?

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Too busy with all sorts of things, I'm afraid you're not particularly high up on my list, Jim. Ever so sorry.

[LIES ALL LIES.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Pity. What a disappointment you are.

I'll have to give my attention elsewhere, I suppose.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
I'm sure it'll be much appreciated.

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-13 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[So much chuckling.]

He doesn't know? You haven't told him?

Oh my dear Sherlock, it's too easy. You're lucky I'm giving you this mistake to change for nothing.

I'll sit back and watch.

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-14 12:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[Teasing:] Yeah, I know.

Better get to him before I do.

[Pause as he tries to get serious.]

It wasn't supposed to end like that, Sherlock. You realise that, don't you?

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-15 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
You mean you made a mistake? Not like you.

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-15 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
You don't know anything about me, dear Sherlock.

But no. I didn't make a mistake. You forced me to change my plans.

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-15 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Oh, I know enough.

I forced you to abandon your plans. Unless you intended to haunt me to death.

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-17 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Mmm, don't disappointments haunt you?

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-17 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
You managed to surprise me. I'm not disappointed.

[Private] - Later

Date: 2011-07-17 12:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
No, but I am. You died Jim. Rather a final sort of failure.

[gauntlet, thrown]

[Private] - Later

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