consultcriminal: (kiss of love)
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[The barge's newest camwhore is lazily lounging in his chair, dressed to the nines. As usual. He steeples his fingers together as he addresses the camera.] Well, I suppose this isn't too much of an inconvenience. I'm dead, yes? And this whole place, this vast, impossible place...is where I am supposed to get my redemption.

Please tell me if I've gotten that part correct. I do hate to be misinformed. [There's a pause as he sits up, seemingly unconcerned.]

But, not only have you graced me with [chuckle] such an accommodating cabin, you've given us plenty to do to take our minds off the fact that we're...well, in a prison.

[But now he gets excited.] And, you've given me my friend. Twice, even. And his [Oh so disdainfully:] pet.

Jim Moriarty. It's a pleasure.

[Private to Sherlock. His Sherlock.]

Come and find me.

[OOC: As clarification, I'm going to say that he's been here since he was officially accepted, but his bad luck was an inability to get his communicator to work correctly. So he just gave up and began just reading instead. Now that he's sure that it's over (and now that he's seen both Sherlocks plus John), he's going to try again. He's kind of gotten used to this place slowly, either staying in his room or going out when there's no one around.]

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Date: 2011-07-12 05:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[Hoffman is trying to regain a sense of security. His warden disciplined him but gave him something to do. However, as a cop he is well versed in cop related activities, which include the words of "The Detective" and his cohort-and his enemies.

Moriarty. He knew a girl who had a cat named Moriarty.]


A prison with both the comforts of home and the fuckin' danger of an actual prison.

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Date: 2011-07-12 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
So I'm beginning to notice.

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Date: 2011-07-12 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[He feigns disinterest] White collar crime?

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Date: 2011-07-12 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Crime? [So insulted.] Me?

Certainly not.

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Date: 2011-07-12 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[Hoffman is riding a high of "You will assist other wardens" which in his warped sense of justice means keeping an eye on people. Besides, the dude looks white collar. And his name's Moriarty. Annnd he's on a prison ship.]

...And yet you're on a prison ship.

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Date: 2011-07-12 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Why? You've already been caught.

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Date: 2011-07-12 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
But that doesn't mean we can't still play.

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Date: 2011-07-12 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
Seems rather futile. We know who's won.

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Date: 2011-07-12 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
But it's not over yet, dear Sherlock. This is an entirely new place. New people.

I see even Johnny-boy's come to play.

...again.

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Date: 2011-07-12 07:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] byronicsherlock.livejournal.com
People who aren't beholden to you. People with no need for your skills. What does a consulting criminal do without consultations I wonder.

[/ignoring the John comment like a boss.]

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Date: 2011-07-12 08:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-shooter.livejournal.com
[He has a strong Russian accent.]

You are moving and speaking on my... screen. They didn't tell me it was a portable window.

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Date: 2011-07-12 08:37 pm (UTC)
ext_182515: Tom Courtenay as Pasha Antipov from Doctor Zhivago looking up while wearing a hat (stubborn)
From: [identity profile] the-shooter.livejournal.com
That's ridiculous. I know what cameras do. They take still photographs. You're not still.

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Date: 2011-07-12 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[Long suffering sigh.] Find someone else to explain technology to you.

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Date: 2011-07-12 08:40 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] the-shooter.livejournal.com
Why should I bother? I have someone right here.

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Date: 2011-07-13 01:47 am (UTC)
bitnotgood: (are you serious?)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
[He's heard that name before. He doesn't remember where though.]

Moriarty...

[But that's all he's got. He's not as clever as Sherlock. :c]

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Date: 2011-07-13 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[Guess who is so excited to see him?]

Johnny boy! I was just talking about you.

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Date: 2011-07-13 02:24 am (UTC)
bitnotgood: (soldier stare)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
[...whut.]

Yeah, sorry, but have we met before?

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Date: 2011-07-13 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Oh ho, Doctor Watson, you play the worst games. Surely you remember me?

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Date: 2011-07-13 02:40 am (UTC)
bitnotgood: (mull mull)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
I'm not playing a game. Who the hell are you?

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Date: 2011-07-13 10:17 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the clever)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
Welcome to the Barge, Jim.

Date: 2011-07-13 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Now thank you. [He might sound overly excited.]

That's the sort of welcome I was hoping for.

Date: 2011-07-14 07:22 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the helpful)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
Well, it's the one I give to most newcomers! I figure everyone deserves a little friendliness when they first arrive. How are you settling in?

Date: 2011-07-14 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[He pretends to consider this. Who knows, he might actually be thinking about it.]

Well, it's unlike any prison I've seen.

I suppose it's just difficult to adjust.

Date: 2011-07-15 09:13 am (UTC)
strangehistorian: (the helpful)
From: [personal profile] strangehistorian
Indeed. [Exasperated laugh.] It took me a few months.

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