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[The barge's newest camwhore is lazily lounging in his chair, dressed to the nines. As usual. He steeples his fingers together as he addresses the camera.] Well, I suppose this isn't too much of an inconvenience. I'm dead, yes? And this whole place, this vast, impossible place...is where I am supposed to get my redemption.

Please tell me if I've gotten that part correct. I do hate to be misinformed. [There's a pause as he sits up, seemingly unconcerned.]

But, not only have you graced me with [chuckle] such an accommodating cabin, you've given us plenty to do to take our minds off the fact that we're...well, in a prison.

[But now he gets excited.] And, you've given me my friend. Twice, even. And his [Oh so disdainfully:] pet.

Jim Moriarty. It's a pleasure.

[Private to Sherlock. His Sherlock.]

Come and find me.

[OOC: As clarification, I'm going to say that he's been here since he was officially accepted, but his bad luck was an inability to get his communicator to work correctly. So he just gave up and began just reading instead. Now that he's sure that it's over (and now that he's seen both Sherlocks plus John), he's going to try again. He's kind of gotten used to this place slowly, either staying in his room or going out when there's no one around.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
You don't believe me? Oh, Johnny boy, that hurts.

Tell me, what is the last thing you remember before your arrival here?

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 08:07 pm (UTC)
bitnotgood: (stoic stand)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
That's not any of your business.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Oh don't be so paranoid, I can probably guess if you give me a clue.

[Chuckle.] I've been watching you. And Sherlock.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 08:29 pm (UTC)
bitnotgood: (whut.)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
I shouldn't be so paranoid? You just told me you've been watching us.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[And here's the test.]

But I haven't hurt you. Or done anything wrong. It's just...harmless surveillance.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 08:51 pm (UTC)
bitnotgood: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
Stressing how harmless it is does little to reassure me.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Hm. And you always seemed calmer and more trusting than Sherlock.

Well, no matter. Are you going to answer my question? Or should I start guessing?

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 09:14 pm (UTC)
bitnotgood: (soldier stare)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
I'm not stupid.

[And so John tells him the date. A date I'm too lazy to guess.]

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Oh, wonderful! That's perfect, Johnny boy. Just perfect.

Enjoy your day.

[Private]

Date: 2011-07-13 09:26 pm (UTC)
bitnotgood: (facepalm)
From: [personal profile] bitnotgood
[....siiiiigh. Sodding lunatics.]

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