009 [Video]

[consultcriminal]

[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]

Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]

Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!

Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.

Comments

[i_like_your]

Your concerns are a contradiction.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I want to see dinosaurs. I don't want to work for it. Ugh. I saw how filthy everyone was.

[His voice gets higher pitched.] No thank you.

[i_like_your]

Video feeds were available.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I could see them that way in a film. And I have.

It's not fun.

[Pause.]

Did you go?

[i_like_your]

My presence was not required.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] Then what good are you?

[i_like_your]

Immensely.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Now see, you're answering how. I wanted what.

Some people, honestly...

[i_like_your]

My applicability is situational.

Also, largely classified.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

Oh, classified information. How dull. Hardly anything classified is worth knowing.

Not even worth trying to find out.

Run along...if that's all you have.

[i_like_your]

Yes. It's unimportant. You shouldn't try.

[consultcriminal.livejournal.com]

I already established that I wouldn't.

Unless you're attempting to make me want to. Which isn't working. In fact, it's rather sad.

[i_like_your]

Thank you for your compliance.