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[consultcriminal]

[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]

Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]

Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!

Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.

Comments

[i_like_your]

A request for escort would have solved this problem.

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[tatty-bye.livejournal.com]

Alas, we are both similarly deprived.

[worstsongever]

I love this song and thus may be willing to o you a favor. What is it?

[sharpememory.livejournal.com]

You didn't miss out on much. The dinosaurs weren't that exciting.

[leadsthestars.livejournal.com]

I returned with a tooth.

A dinosaur would have been better. More fun. A dinosaur for a pet would be amusing.