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[He's so professional today. Moriarty's leaning forward at his desk, with Rhianna's Disturbia playing in the background. He might have been jamming to it earlier. Who knows.]

Dinosaurs! I love dinosaurs! [His hands fly out slightly, as if to make this point more...obvious.] Why wouldn't anyone take me to see the dinosaurs? I find that most unfair! I deserve to see dinosaurs just like everyone else. Instead, I saw them on a screen. [Most. Dramatic. Sigh. Ever. Fortunately, he composes himself enough to continue.]

Did you bring something fun with you, at least? I like treasures just as much as anyone else. Share!

Also, is there just an extremely friendly warden willing to do me a bit of a favour? Just a small one? [He puts his hands a short distance apart.] This small.

Date: 2011-07-25 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
[A sigh.] Tsk, tsk. You haven't told me what I get for impressing you. I don't just try and impress people for no reason. Even if they are a...magnificently formed goddess.

Date: 2011-07-25 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
It all remains to be seen.

It can be very beneficial to have the friendship of a divine being.

Date: 2011-07-25 11:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Even here?

Mm, yes, I'm sure it would be. Well, I suppose that is my new...project, isn't it, Coyolxauhqui? [Yeah. He pronounces that right first try.]

Date: 2011-07-26 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
[Please goddess is pleased.]

If it amuses you.

Date: 2011-07-26 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Oh, it does.

[Wait.]

For now!

Date: 2011-07-26 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
Fleeting attention?

Like all people on the Barge.

Private

Date: 2011-07-26 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Oh, you'll find I'm quite different.

My attention is based solely on...well, hm. Let's just say that you, my dear goddess, have quite managed to keep my interest.

Private

Date: 2011-07-26 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
Your attention is based on self interest?

People come and go on the Barge. Friends leave. Companions disappear. I am always left behind, always. I will never leave this place...so I would like to be amused.

Private

Date: 2011-07-26 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
Surely there are some who have been here longer. Some who haven't left?

I understand the need for amusement. It's so boring all alone, isn't it?

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Date: 2011-07-26 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
Some, but we are not close.

Yes. Very.

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Date: 2011-07-26 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] consultcriminal.livejournal.com
And I am prone to it so easily. Hm.

Well, if you are in need of amusement, I'm certain that we can find something mutually beneficial.

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Date: 2011-07-26 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leadsthestars.livejournal.com
I am sure we can.

I look forward to it, Jim Moriarty.

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